Saturday, July 9, 2011

Heart Attack
He's tired of cholesterol and plaque and he's not gonna take it.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

You can watch the scene here

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

The classic movie made even more awful by me.
The top right thing is the women who jumps out of the window saying "its all for you Damien" at his birthday party and hangs herself.
the top left thing is the dog that protects Damien.
The bottom left things are the monkeys at the zoo.
The bottom right thing is the dad.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

This is where some of my dreams become reality, and some of my realities become dreams.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

The Flaming C - Conan O'Brien's superhero alter ego.
I submitted it to their fan art website thingy.
I submitted the one with the paper texture, I think it breaks up the white space more. I might do a background.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Even though the actual movie Machete wasn't that great I thought the ad's and marketing for it were the best part. I think the tag line "THEY CALL HIM" is from a trailer. I want to do a Maltese Falcon poster next, more illustrative than this most likely.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Amos Moses
He hit em in da head wid a stump
and then he illegally trades alligator skins and makes quite a profit
livin in da swamp ain't easy - the song

Apparently tiny Romanian women live on gigantic pills
who knew
There are two types of Santas
One who breaks in and leaves presents
and one who breaks in and steals everything
this is an example of the later
This is Mr. Allen
He is playing with a small clothed girl and a grown naked man
and he has an Oscar sippy cup
He's like a Hungry, Hungry Hippo
but he is a giant maggot
and he eats people
and he has a head for a house
and he is not a toy
She a badass bitch
The dragon has some problems of his own, but the knightess is going to slay him regardless.
Then shes gonna get a civil union with the princess and live in happiness and shared benefits.

Dagobah Gothic
Luke is old and fat and has a butane light saber instead of a real one
Yoda is fed up and dead
Don't ever become a jedi